what do i do when i am so in love with you but the lady cuts you off while you’re talking
(via danyourgayisshowing)
typical song about an ex:FUCK YOU BITCH GO TO HELL YOU SUCK
mayday parade version:i hope you float away in the ocean
literal band meanings
- fall out boy
- panic! at the disco
- green day
- my chemical romance
(Source: iancrawfuck, via ultra-fagg0ts)
Friend:Hi, how are you feeling today?
Me:I think I've hit an All Time Low.
Friend:Oh my gosh. What's wrong?
Me:Well, The Maine reason is that no one gets my band references.
Friend:Wait what?
Me:Can we go to dinner so I can explain. You. Me. At Six?
Friend:What are you talking about?
Me:Or I guess we could wait for summer... Is The Summer Set?
Friend:What the hell.
Me:I mean, we could go to a parade. Perhaps a Mayday Parade?
Friend:What the fuck is a Mayday Parade.
Me:Goodbye cruel world! Bring Me The Horizon!
Friend:You're so weird.
Me:I guess we're having a Fall Out, Boy.
Friend:I'm a girl.
Me:Yes, and Boys Like Girls.
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